ROLE MODELS

The latest Paul Rudd and Sean William Hott movie Role Models opens today, and if I didn't have a kid an' all that, then I'd be there. Instead, I'm just going to hang out here and watch the trailer like a gazzilion times.

You can do the same here:



"Fuck you, Miss Daisy!"

B-AIR-RAID-Y!

There's only one question:



Who's the guy in the middle?

"Mo" Brady than Brady?

Ok, so evidently I only think the following 3 things are worth posting:

1) Video Games
2) Jokes About Middle Aged Men Playing Video Games
3) Homo-erotic Jokes About Middle Aged Men Playing Video Games


Well, that and this movie.

Cuddly Puppy

Actual conversation I had today while watching Portugal v. Czech Republic today:

Friend: As much as I hate him, Ronaldo is effing amazing
Me: There he is.
Me: He's amazing. and I kinda don't hate him at all
Friend: I just hate the jerkoff looks he gives
Me: It would be like hating . . . I dunno
Me: A puppy.
Me: A perfect cuddly puppy
Friend: And if anyone touches him he has a fit
Me: Hahaha. [If the puppy] pees on the carpet and you get kinda annonyed and then go
Me: "Awwww, it's ok, Christiano."
Me: "You're the best player I've ever seen. Ever."
Freind: I think it's his attitude added to the fact that he plays for Man U. If he went to FCB, I would back him 100%.
Me: Hahaha. I'll never forget watching a Portugal WC game -- when he was injured -- and watching him dribble up the left side of the pitch, just PULLING AWAY from everyone. Injured. And in such control.
Friend: His pace with the ball is unreal
Me: He does that stutter. At full gait. And can go ANYWHERE he wants.

Alright, back to brass tacks. Watching the Euro, I was stoked to finally watch the replay of ESP v RUS last night, but was more than disappointed when Torres was pulled off the field for a sub -- and a Gunner to boot! This was especially hard to take since Xabi was out of the starting 11 -- and watched a bit in awe as Torres' hat trick went to David Villa, and then to add insult to injury -- Fabergas added a score of his own! That's 4 goals that should have been in Torres' back pocket. Now, don't get me wrong, it was a great performance by Villa, but you gotta back your boys.

That said, there's no denying Christiano Renaldo is hands-down the most perfect player in the tournament. It's comparable to watching old reels of Jim Brown, or MJ at his height, or . . . what am I saying? He's maybe the best athlete I've ever watched.

Just saying.

COMPUTERS AND RADIO WAVES

Even if this post is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to distract from Sean Clarke's West Virginia braining or to try to reestablish the hetero-Jeter scale at If You Cared . . . Well, here's some news:

You can now stream and listen to the entire demo on LAST FM. If you haven't added us to your favorites or "scrobbed" us or whatever the fuck kids are doing on the internets now, please do. Also check out our "similar artists" because it should include some of your favorites, too.

Here's a player for them songs: