Family Vacation vs. Tour

While the rest of Right Idea is chilling on the beaches of Scandinavia with bikini models and rocking out on stage playing your favorite hits, yours truly -- left home to the responsibilities known heretofore as "job," "family," "pregnant wife," and "other shit" -- will be hitting the road myself. but mine is slightly less glamourous.

24 hours of driving + an 18-month old + a very pregnant wife x a shared house with my family for 2.5 days = ?????

I'm not that good at math.