Smells like Teen Spirit

Attention edgemen and women of America, I have bad news:

The United States is getting trounced in Greco-Roman wrestling at the Olympics.  Fuck swimming, triathlon and cycling--this is serious shit.  That Phelps guy couldn't take a punch from any of the U.S. Wrestlers.

Russia, recently-invaded Georgia, Kyrgyzstan and even France have more medals than we do thus far.  The best bouts will undoubtedly be between warring Russians and Georgians.  At least Cuba's Heavyweight defected to Spain and is ineligible to compete in Freestyle now.

You can follow the last three weight classes at themat.com and get ready for Freestyle, where the U.S. will likely put a stomping on several weight classes.

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